Sunday, February 24, 2008








THE KING AND THE CLOWN


one of the best movies i had ever watched

two words for it ...



beautiful tragedy


















gong-gil

i could call him a male castle-toppler

" you're a gift upon this weary path of life "

Posted by butterfly at 9:16 PM

Sunday, June 10, 2007




the much anticipated academy for this year is finally here!!!!!


THE RICH TAI TAI'S ACADEMY (RTTA)

objective:
to mould and create rich tai tai's in search for rich husbands

founder:
shenni
shynee
houling

the courses:
-etiqutte
-how to live like a tai tai
-how to entertain your future rich husbands associates
-how to handle your fussy and old ibu mentua
-how to raise your child to be a rich brat

and others upon request


payment:
the payment for this academy is unique..
students do not have to pay for their courses..
however..upon obtaining a rich husband..
10 percent of the husband's wealth shald be given to the academy..
HAHAHA


the trademark of this academy is that upon the end of the courses..
students will be given a directory of rich n hot n healthy n perfect husbands..


PLEASE BE REMINDED THAT THE RICH HUSBANDS ARE NOT INCLUDED IN THIS ACADEMY!!SEARCH YOURSELF!




THE RICH HUSBAND DIRECTORY
his online directory shall be updated time to time by any of the founders..

candidate number 1:




Birth name:
Goh Kiat Chun / Wu Ji Zun (its a fine chinese-sounding name)

Also known as:
Wu Chun/Wu Zun

Born:
October 10, 1980(age 26)(its 10 years older but its okay CUS HE LOOKS GOOD)

Origin:
Brunei Darussalam


Biography:


-Goh Kiat Chun was born October 10, 1980, in Brunei.

-He studied at the Chung Hwa Middle School in Bandar Seri Begawan.
Later, he graduated from RMIT University in Melbourne, Australia, with distinction and a Bachelor's degree in Business Administration.

-Wu Zun was a model for Yi Lin in Taiwan and in [Diva Models] in Singapore.

-He speaks, with varying degrees of fluency in Hokkien also known as Taiwanese, English, Malay, Mandarin, and Cantonese.

-He manages a family-owned gym club, Fitness Zone in Brunei .

- He comes from a rich family background (Top 10 Richest Families in Brunei); his family is the Sole Dealer of Mitsubishi Motors in Brunei, operating in the name Goh Hock Kee Motors.

-Goh Hock Kee was his grandfather.

-He was a National basketball player for his country.

-He is also the last and only foreign member to join the boy band, Fahrenheit, before their rise to stardom.




Comments from founder shenni:

lets just forget that he is from a TAIWAN boy band okay...
cus I KNOW its totally a HUGE turn-off (turn and vomit)..
but hey , he is not some pinky- lala taiwan dude ...
he is from BRUNEI and people from BRUNEI ARE FREAKING RICH...


lets talk about what i thought of him before i know he is so friggin RICH..
saw him in a high jump show..
just jumped into my mind that he is a taiwan dude...
i never like taiwan dudes..
thought they are stupid..
i mean it is even possible for them to name themselves SHOW...wtf..
who name themselves SHOW..
might as well name themselves TOOTHPASTE OR TOILET ROLES..
i was mortified when i heard it from the tv..
what is the world coming to???
there are perfect names like IVAN and ANAKIN...
WHY SHOW???
coming back to the topic....
i thought that he was stupid...



then i found out from my secret source of tai tai academy about his real backgroud....
TADAA...
then he became a perfect candidate....


i looked at him again and he actually looked HOT...
yes..
being rich and not being a taiwan dude automatically makes you hot..



lets review his criteria...


1) he studied in australia in business administration..SMART..once again proven he is not taiwan-ny..

2) he is a model..model= hot..unless it is a model from taiwan..

3) HE SPEAKS ENGLISH...so unexpected...now we can communicate with him...and taiwan ppl does not speak english..

4) u saw that??he manages a fitness centre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he must be fit..and you can keep hit all you want...FREE!!!

5) DID YOU SEE THAT???????
ONE OF THE TOP 10 RICHES FAMILY IN BRUNEI!!!!
BRUNEI + TOP 10 = SUPER DUPER OMEGA RICH...
its like being the granchild of mr. genting..

6) he is a national basketball player!! droolss..


please just forget that he is in a TAIWAN BOYBAND....im sure once his apparent stardom disappears he will fall back into his comfortable SUPER DUPER OMEGA RICH zone unlike the rest of his taiwan boyband croonies that will fall behind time into the darkness poverty and be forgotten forever...MUAHAHAHA....





RATINGS:


face - 10/10
body - 10/10
richness - 80/80



grand total : 100/100




pictures:

its in aussie...see the poster at the pack there?? states sydney soething something..



hey..its the twin towers...


is that penang's bridge??

ps: sorry for my discrimination towards taiwan dudes in this post..im sorry if you like them..

Posted by butterfly at 5:43 PM

Wednesday, June 06, 2007




you looked at a kid on the street...
he gave his ice-cream to an unknown crying girl...
to pacify her broken heart..
a scene so lovely and giving...
so cute yet mature....
so young yet so understanding...
he has a giving heart..
never learnt the meaning of greed..
he was obviously meant for great things...




you watched him walked by...




20 years later you see him again..
this time he was in the newspaper....
he was a wanted criminal...
nobody will take a deeper look....
into his past and reasons..
he is a labelled man...
that was all he is....




now...


all you can pray for was his redemption..
the redemption of his soul...





i watched star wars again today....
it brings greater meaning than some fighting scenes with the lightsaber everyone is crazy about..

its about watching the growth of young anakin who is so pure at heart into someone that brings destruction and misery...


so heartwenching..







young anakin in his pod-racing gears

anakin with his lightsaber

darth vader


some people says anakin is evil...
they judge him...
overlook his pasts and reasons..
and persecute him..



all i can say is that he is a tragic hero..
tragic..
but nevertheless a hero..




Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.


Posted by butterfly at 9:43 PM

Monday, May 28, 2007








life would be a much better place without THE LAUGH..

THE LAUGH that scares people..

THE LAUGH that causes embarassment...

THE LAUGH that causes depression...

THE LAUGH that broke two little girls heart..



i have a story to tell today..
i have to make it CLEAR that the story has nothing to do with me..
nor does it have anything to do with shynee..
NOTHING AT ALL..
NADAA...
I SAID NOTHING
...



THE TRAGIC TALE OF THE LAUGH

a bunch of people namely sheno , shyno ,olivo ,eileeno , adelino and captains barbosa's monkey went to eat da famous MEEPOK!!
the meepok tasted fantastic but nothing is perfect..
the place was really hot..
the gang of people might get evaporated if they stayed there for another 2 hours before ther tuition class..
therefore they made the decision to visit the KOTA SEGIEMPAT..

everything was the epitome of perfect until captains barbosa's monkey wanted to go to "Very Famous"..not a good choice i must say..

as everyone was browsing around the many books..
olivo pointed out to sheno something...




ivan koumaev..so hot

wayne rooney..so not..



how do both the above look a like ,may i ask??
non at all...
one hot and talented..
one S.A.D..
no comments..



anyway that was by far NOT the worst thing that happened that day..
fear not my young padawan of what u read next...
though its a tragic tale..


sheno was looking at this book entitled "twilight"
it has a very attractive cover with a pair of hands holding a deep red apple..indeed very sexy..
so sheno decided to share this wonderful thing with shyno..
sheno motioned for shyno n shyno came..
sheno n shyno marvelled at the greatness of the book...


SUDDENLY ..
both of them look up from the book together..
both of them saw SOMETHING..
both of the looked at each other...
both of them thought the same thoughts...
both of the did an INVOLUNTARY ACTION...


both of them laughed THE LAUGHED...



the laugh that makes satans voice seems like MEOW'S meow..
THE LAUGHED THAT SCARE THE SOMETHING THEY SAW...


sheno n shyno felt so embarassed and remorseful that they went around scaring SOMETHING..
that is not a right thing to do..
its evil..
its a sin..
its an epitome of horror..

but they cannot help it..
IT WAS INVOLUNTARY...

i must tell you that they regretted so much that they rather be evaporated in the meepok place..
it did not help that they saw SOMETHING again twice as they were too regretful and remorseful ( though they acted very zuai indeed)..


both sheno n shyno felt dreadful the whole day as if the sun would never shine again...
as if the birds would never sing again..
as if ivan would never dance again...
they both evaporated into thin air in despair...

i open my eyes i try to see but im blinded by the "SOMETHING"

i cant remember how

i cant remember why

i laughed THE LAUGH today

and i cant bear the pain

and i cant make it go away

now i shall evaporate

fr sheno: goodbye my friends..do not make the same mistake..its a sin..

~ THE END ~

Posted by butterfly at 9:16 PM

Wednesday, April 11, 2007










a picture speaks a thousand words..
the picture above might be speaking gibberish to all of you..
that is because it is an work of ART..
how often do you understand a work of art without someone explaining to you??

i bet the first time u set your eyes upon the work of Leornado da Vinci , the " Mona Lisa" without anybody explaning its significance to you you will go :

" what crap is this??? U.G.L.Y ..u aint gt no alibi..i look better than this man..eeewwww..."
**roll eyes n flip your hair then spit on the painting**



HAH..so miss-artistic here is going to give you a art lesson..


from the left:

houling is sculpting someTHING..its actually princess mokmeng and her best friend English Science and Technology ( est)..they look extremely HAPPY!!! who wouldnt be?? you dont get sculpted everyday..

ps: i have no idea what eileen is doing but she is suppose to be PROMOTING and creating UNDERSTANDING between princess mokmeng and EST..tough luck leen...

then as you move to the right..you will see a SIAMESE ATM MACHINE if you look close enough..the money-grubbers ( shanu and olivia) are forcing money out of da poor machine..aww..

then you move more to the right..you will see nice-caring-thinks wentworth miller -is- hot-living-in-denial- shenni caring for poor melanie..

ps : im tired..i hate testimonials














Posted by butterfly at 9:14 PM

Saturday, March 31, 2007




dreamss.....
ahhhhh...
the very word sounds so perfect...
the soothing effect it gave me...
when you can just melt into your dreams to another world full of fantasy..


erm...wait a minute..
are you sure??


HELL NO!


the day before my add math paper two..
i was actually doing ADD MATH in my DREAM...
just doing and doing and doing continuosly...
at the same time trying desperately to memorise some unknown formulae from the dream..
as if im not tortured enough by it when im awake..
and the best part is...
when i woke up , i forgot all da REAL formulae...

i guess they were right when they say


"life is but a nightmare"



and yea you're right...
my addmath was shit..
maybe god was just trying to get me to do some addmath as he is never able to get me to do it while im awake ...
i better do something before my spm results spells a big "F"...




well..
if life is a dream then why cant we do something nice n pleasing ...



for example to stare at something nice....
but wads nice???

ermmm....

is it even a question????

my heart usually goes lubb dubb ....but when i see this....my heart goes..

LUBDUBLUBDUBLUBDUBLUDBLDUBLDUBDLBUDLBUDLBDYUBDLBU.......

its a suprise i dont die of a heart attack at this rate...rmb da bio paper two question?

"unhealthy diets is the only factor causing heart disease"do you agree with the statement..justify your answer(something like dat)..

i should have written wentworth miller..i mean..whose heart does not beat faster when u stare upon those eyes....

those beautiful mysterious eyes...





and i realised that tattoo are TOTALLY HOT!!!!!!at least when its on micheals body....

i used to think that only idiots have tattoo..but not anymore..but dat is if you look lyk wentworth miller..or else....:-)




Posted by butterfly at 12:57 PM

Saturday, January 27, 2007





i felt a new sensation today....
you know???





you really want something to happen...





you hope and pray with every existing fibre in your body....
your fingers and toes had become a twisted blob because of all the crossing....
you know that thing you wish for won't happen....
its a known fact...
but there is still a teeny-weeny part in you that believed otherwise...

there is a chance...
however tiny..



there is STILL a chance.....






its like....





during sports day...

xaviers did very well(as usual)their marching was perfection....their cheering was sensational....their athletes were the reincarnation of RUNNING GODS/FAIRIES whom broke some celestial rule by falling in love with a mortal and they were banished to the human world..blabla..so the point is that they are so going to WIN..you sit there on the grass...slowing digesting the fact that your house is so gonna say goodbye to the housecup AGAIN..



BUT THERE IS SOMETHING NAGGING BEHIND YOUR MIND!

"hey" the voice said "the result's not announced..there might be a chance"

you answer skeptically "yea yea...that is SO gonna happen"

but somehow you believed in it..

then something caught your attention



"dan pemenang hari sukan tahun 2007 adalah......ST PATRICK!!!!" boomed pn khaty..







or if you still dont understand




okay..so you have been watching SYTYCD 2 forever...even when you know that some sad goofball by the name of benji is gonna win, you continue watching..did i mention you were suppose to support ivan with all your life and soul??you were suppose to... anyway you continue watching even when the result is already known..its true when people say "what matters most is the journey ,not the destination"you totally agree with it....what matters most is the journey..



THE DESTINATION IS IMPORTANT TOO!!!



so half-heartedly you watched the result show..at the same time you were cursing the goofball and the people that voted for him..you were too busy thinking that people did not vote for ivan because they are just JEALOUS...then it happened..






"the winner for SYTYCD 2 is IVAN KOUMAEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) "screamed cat deeley...


what i felt today is that type of feeling times 10!!








so this was what happened..








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a bunch of us went to watch death note 2...
people were telling me left right and center that "L" my hero was going to die...
i already digested that fact quite well as that piece of information was feed to me even before i watched the first movie..
its not a nice feeling you know..
even before you watch the movie you know your hero is gonna die..
no suspense..nothing...
he is just going to die....
i am just sitting in for the movie waiting for him to die...
and he DID DIE...
he was killed by this immature sadist that laughs like a maniac and looked like he had mumps on his face...
it was obviously sad but predictable...
i was not as devastated as i would been if i had not known that he would die..
but i did know..
so i wasnt so much of being sad...i was ANGRY...
so i cursed that sadist throughout the whole movie..
and when you think that all is done and evil prevail justice..
MY HERO CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!!
MY BELOVED "L"!!!...
ALIVE AND WALKING AND TALKING !!!....
ALIVE AND CUTE!!!...
ALIVE AND SMART!!!...
ALIVE!!!....
i never knew i could be so overwhelmed with joy...
pure happines filled my heart...
i was so overcomed with joy that i gave a involuntarily LOUD SQUEAL that caught everyones attention and my leg went totally out of control...
it went out of control enough for the guy in front of me to turn 180 degrees and stared at me...
BUT DID I CARE????
No!!!
I DONT GIVE A DAMN CAUSE MY HERO IS ALIVE!!!
well maybe i do care a teeny bit when my frens went on and on about my squeal...
but otherwise i feel fine..
yea yea...
i noe...
he died in the end but at least he died in peace and he is
SO GOING TO HEAVEN..
and i forgive mr .mumps because going to nothingness after you passed away is just sad...even i take pity on you...but that does not delete the fact that you were a maniac and tried to kill your dad more than once!!however
I FORGIVE YOU!


Posted by butterfly at 8:01 PM